Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for life.

By doing the impossible one just proves the point
that one can not do the impossible.

If code has a bug but no one tests it, when does it fail?

"A master's secrets are only as good as the
master's ability to explain them to others"

"Can't I just bend one of the rules?" said the student.
The Master just looked back at him with a sad expression.

From the home of the imaginary deadlines:
"It will take 2i weeks to do that project."

Quantum Physics: The Dreams that Stuff is made of.